Thailand country guide

Introduction to Thailand

Thailand country guide

Thailand is in a state of absolute chaos, and the charm of this once-idyllic paradise has withered into a foul mix of sexpats, empty hotels, and scowling jaded locals. Nonetheless, if you've got cash to burn and enjoy the lowest common denominators, a good time can still be had here, but barely.
 

Bangkok guide

Thailand country guide

If you like cheap ass and even cheaper Viagra, this town will delight. For those with less primal urges, Bangkok offers plenty on the surface (sightseeing, shopping, and nightlife), but very little depth: think generic malls with overpriced inferior goods, sights that intrigue for mere minutes, and bars where the only people dancing are the hookers.
   

Khao San Road report

Thailand country guide

Although this perpetual motion world of cafes, t-shirt stalls, and travel agencies offers zero cultural depth or meaning, it still serves a purpose: if you're just returning from rugged travels in the fringes and desire comfy decompression via lowbrow hedonism, Khao San is ideal.
   

Pattaya guide

Thailand country guide

Whores? Check. Drugs? Check. Gluttony? Check. No matter how sick and twisted your desires, this is the place to satisfy them. This is likely the reason that 90% of the visitors here seem to be old (white, Asian, Arab, and Russian) men with limp sacks. Pass the viagra!
   

Chiang Mai guide

Thailand country guide

Thailand's second largest city offers a similar tourist infrastructure as Bangkok's, with unique aspects being lush hillsides, an abundance of indigenous rubes, and a frighteningly high number of AIDS cases.
   

Thaliand's best beaches

Thailand country guide

Although PAzine has a lot of negative things to say about Thailand, we can't dispute the fact that it has some of the most awesome beaches in all of Asia. This comprehensive guide covers all the best ones with all the info necessary to help you choose the perfect spot for your beach vacation needs.
   

Ko Pha Ngan guide

Thailand country guide

Home of the infamous Full Moon Party, this island offers dozens of lovely beaches, a solid tourist infrastructure, and myriad drug and booze-fueled delights. Consider it a solid bet for an easy beach getaway without need for excessive planning.
   

Getting high in Pai

Thailand country guide

Punters craving a northern Thailand experience typically get herded to Chiang Mai, which is a shame. Pai is north Thailand's best kept secret and one of Asia's most chilled out places. The opium is primo, and if you’re not into that, you can, um, like trek and stuff, too.
   

All Thailand guides

  • Introduction to Thailand Thailand is in a state of absolute chaos, and the charm of this once-idyllic paradise has withered into a foul mix of sexpats, empty hotels, and scowling...
  • Bangkok guide If you like cheap ass and even cheaper Viagra, this town will delight. For those with less primal urges, Bangkok offers plenty on the surface (sightseeing,...
  • Khao San Road report Although this perpetual motion world of cafes, t-shirt stalls, and travel agencies offers zero cultural depth or meaning, it still serves a purpose: if...
  • Pattaya guide Whores? Check. Drugs? Check. Gluttony? Check. No matter how sick and twisted your desires, this is the place to satisfy them. This is likely the reason...
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